David Elliott is 26 years old. He's originally from Liverpool, stopped over in South Africa for a while, then ended up living in Cheshire.

He earns money, and negative life experiences, from a variety of monotonous day-jobs, that have so far included: Book-stacking, TV repair, entertaining old people, and asbestos surveying.

He hopes that you enjoy his work as much as he enjoys the work of much better writers.